Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Retired Cat Lady” engraved clearly. ✅No plastic here. ✅ Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.

Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.

Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). And we’ve got one just for you that descriptor fits you: say hello to our fun, wood-made “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker.

The “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky things from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Discover home, arts & crafts, and decor items all using wood from a quality, independent brand.

Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). ✅ Suitable for indoor plants ✅ Reusable + eco-cool ✅ Small-sized + legible